I get a kick out of watching Ansley Earhart on FoxNews (or is it Ainsley Earhart?). Ansley is the ultimate cute, girly Southern Bell who never quite matured into adulthood. She is a little girl playing dress-up, acting all grown up. It ain’t cute - it’s PATHETIC.
Things I like:
1) Whenever she is put in her place by a guest, her body language becomes pouty as if daddy just scolded her
2) Her little smiles whenever she talks about going to church, as if the flock she grew up with sits at home giving her props for representin’ JC
3) When she lies about her personal life for image reasons. There was a segment on V-Day when she made up an obvious lie about the sweet thing her husband did for her on V-Day and a coworker called her on it.
4) The look in her eyes that seems to beg for constant positive reinforcement and validation every time she opens her mouth.
5) When she tries to sound clever/cute/smart. “Uzbekistan. That’s near Borat’s country?
I pick on Ansley because she is sadly common. The prevalence of women and man-children just pisses me off.
Grow up, babe.
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I’m from Columbia, and everybody I know who knows her says she’s a moron.
Try using your remote and watch another channel. Better yet, go outside and get some fresh air. It will help your disposition.
She is cute and peppy and thats what morning tv is looking for and needs. She is not as dumba s everyone thinks and it could be worse, FOX watchers could get 7 days of Gretchen Carlson (the real reason Kiran Chetry is on CNN)!!!
She’s freakin’ HOT! And she seems like a really nice person; of course, I know that disqualifies her from any positive “blog press” from self-appointed media geniuses like on this blog.
Keep showing those gorgeous gams and those uber-feminine hips, Ansley. And keep delivering the events of the day w/ that cheery disposition that puts you in such juxtaposition to these dunderhead liberals who want to sit in such critical judgement of anyone who isn’t an ugly left-winger w/ equally ugly attitudes towards anyone w/ normative American values.
Ms. Earheart has been seated in our section of U of SC football games for the last few seasons (Sec 811 - “The Zone”
She was a local news girl in Columbia, SC until - BOOM - appearing on Fox News in NYC just recently. She was always well-spoken, kind, personable and beautiful. Her TV image is pretty, but in person she is quite a stunner. Let’s face it, Fox does not hire unattractive ladies. Bad news delivered by a troll does not sell advertising. I think, however, they make a point of hiring funny-looking, lizard-eyed, counter-point-driving liberals (like Alan Colmes)just to subliminally drive home the fact that those socialists not only think like freaks, they even LOOK like freaks!
BRAVO! They are grabbing as much market share as they can!
After all, it has nothing to do with news.
i loved the use of the word common in the original rant
she truly is so common
although i love fox news sometimes, i wonder if they don’t realize she is a hillbilly-check out her redneck look
it’s true she’s super cute but wears hick foundation makeup
her eyebrows are hillbilly too
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Only a jerk would ridicule Ainsley. I give her two thumbs up, and I give FOX two thumbs up for having her on their network.
I like Ainsley. So, she’s from the south…so what?
I’m worried, I heard she got hurt. Does anyone know what happened to her?
(I know I’m gonna get some stupid relpies to this question)
fox news is going to extremes in hiring the babes to do the news. It is too bad that America is so hung up on looks and is only interested in seeing 20-40 year old hard bodies deliver the news. I find myself watching Ains and Court more than the other channels so I am as guilty as the next guy.
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